Sardine Ninjas

Theatre for all.

Creativity for the community.

The People's Protection League

The People's Protection League is a walkabout theatre piece theatre.

Bob and Bertie are perturbed. Founding members of the support group PPL (People's Protection League) they are committed missionaries issuing support, solace and sardines to those rendered near cat-atonic by constant cat-aclysmic cat-astrophes.

Trained professionals they are not – but don’t go telling them your darling moggy has feelings, can be understood or employs rational thought – you’ll get short shrift from these do-gooders.

If you’ve suffered from hallways of half-dead frogs, trodden on an abandoned vole bladder or been covered in cat-nip induced vomit – join Bob and Bertie’s cause as they attempt to prove, categorically speaking, that moggies are, by definition, hideous bullies.

Gill Simmons & Angie Belcher as Bob & Bertie, North Street Fair, Bristol

Tour Dates

North Street Fair, Bristol

9th September 2018

Margot May Tearooms, Bristol

Sunday 14th May 2017

Bedlam Fair, Bath

Sunday 2nd June 2019