'Sardine Ninjas' is a walkabout theatre piece theatre for two.
Bob and Bertie are perturbed. Founding members of the support group PPL (People's Protection League) they are committed missionaries issuing support, solace and sardines to those rendered near cat-atonic by constant cat-aclysmic cat-astrophes.
Trained professionals they are not – but don’t go telling them your darling moggy has feelings, can be understood or employs rational thought – you’ll get short shrift from these do-gooders.
If you’ve suffered from hallways of half-dead frogs, trodden on an abandoned vole bladder or been covered in cat-nip induced vomit – join Bob and Bertie’s cause as they attempt to prove, categorically speaking, that moggies are, by definition, hideous bullies.
Gill Simmons & Angie Belcher as Bob & Bertie, Street Fair, Bristol
North Street Fair, Bristol
9th September 2018
Margot May Tearooms, Bristol
Sunday 14th May 2017